He had the audacity to tell me I had a small package What do you call a Mailman who only delivers watermelon? “You see, reposting is the best way to get karma.” I punched the Mailman the other day “But that is my intention, dear man,” replies the Buddhist monk. “But sir,” says mailman, “you will only waste a stamp, and this letter will be re-delivered to your home a few days from now.” Please do so again” replies the Buddhist monk. Thank you so much for mailing it the other day, it was greatly appreciated. “Pardon me, sir,” the mailman says, “but you seem to be trying to mail this letter again, and without any changes to the address, it’s only going to end up back at your home in a few days.” The door opens and standing there is a stout Buddhist monk, dressed in traditional garb. The mailman is perplexed, and thinking to save the customer both time and money, decides to ring the doorbell and inquire about the letter. He opens the box and again sees the same letter, nothing changed, but with a new stamp on it. The next day, the mailman sees the same mailbox with the flag up. He thinks nothing of it and finishes his day. Anyone can make a mistake, so the mailman puts the letter in the mailbox so that the customer can readdress it for its proper recipient. He glances at the mailing address and observes that it is indeed the same as the return address. He thinks nothing of it, and finishes his day.Ī few days later, he delivers the exact same letter to the same house that he picked it up from. When he gets back to his office, the letter goes in a big bin with all of the other out-going mail. He glances at it briefly to make sure it is stamped, and then puts it in his bag with his other letters. So, he opens the box and picks up the letter. A mailman notices a mailbox with the flag up
I don’t know what freaked him out more, the fact that I was naked or that I knew where he lived. Today I shocked the mailman by coming to the door naked.
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